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houdini.com

Enjoys stealing lots of cash from strangers and pisses on the walls.He is a mastermind in terms of crimery and loves lemonade.He will never get mad at you no matter what you do and will eat a ton of food for "bulking'. Everyone at school loves houdini.com and wants to become his friend.
I was just going to my local 7-Eleven when a bitch called houdini.com came and stole the whole store and killed everyone inside expect me.Donald Trump and his croonies did not catch him in time.
An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
houdini by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.
Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me

Houdini Shitbox 

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!
Houdini Shitbox by tytech038 March 21, 2022

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.
Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.
When a man (A) blindfolds his partner (Male or female etc)and penetrates him/her doggy style. Midway he stops and taps in his friend (B) who then switches and takes over. The first guy (A) stands in front of the girl and when guy number 2 (B) ejaculates inside her then the first guy (A) tells her to take off the blindfold and yells HOUDINI as she freaks out realizing she was duped.
"Frankie tapped in his friend and yelled HOUDINI"
HOUDINI by GangStalkMeAllUWant!! November 1, 2022