hide it in my sock

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MOm bitch: you got an a on your test jimmy!
Real homie: hide it in my sock

hide it in my sock by we LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOve bet March 25, 2019

hideously unfunny 

Something so not funny that it makes you mentally vomit. When these kind of unfunny moments come up in a croud of people then the person who says it gets it ripped.

-When the chicken crosses the ro....
(Interuption)
-hideously unfunny

hideously unfunny by solomonf January 11, 2009

Hidden Fatty 

A Photo taken at an extreme downward angle to negate the presence of a large waist and or hips.

When a girl on myspace or facebook takes a picture of herself from above her head in order to give the impression that she is skinny rather than fat. Hence the term "Hidden Fatty."

Hidden Fatty by Grande Pescado February 8, 2010

hide-and-go sex 

Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.

Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex

hide-and-go sex by Capt.McSwagger January 22, 2015

The Hider 

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.

Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?

The Hider by Rollin91s February 2, 2010

The Hidden Ball Trick 

When you are with a female and you decide to stick your finger in her butt then sneakily put it in her unsuspecting mouth.

Bro, I met this girl at the club last night and we hooked up. About half way through I went crazy and pulled the hidden ball trick.

The Hidden Ball Trick by Swagmasterflexington May 31, 2015

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon by Daisy L. May 30, 2007