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you know english is my second language, right? 

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

people first language 

"Politically correct" terms for things such as retard, dumbass, shit for brains, etc. Instead of retard, it's mentally challenged and instead of fat motherfucker it's calorie-intake impaired or something ridiculous like that.
Jimmy the retard: "I'm a sucky retarded piece of monkey shit."
Politically Correct Pussy that can't handle the truth: "No Jim, rather than saying that, tell people that you are a piece of monkey shit who sucks, and is retarded."

iz language 

language that pimps murf and alex taught themselves. Yea snoop dog thats right you didnt teach us!
Fizuck=Fuck
Izalex=Alex
Mizurph=Murph
Pizimp=Pimp

Potty language 

Abusive parents use potty language to hurt their kids.

Sign Language 

A type of language using the hands to form signs that mean words. Different countries have different forms of sign language, different signs and hand shapes. American Sign Language is commonly referred to as ASL. ASL is a language of it's own, and very different from the English spoken language. ESL or English Sign Language also referred to as Signed English is closer to the English spoken language, but used in England.
Sign Language by TTIAR1 January 20, 2017

The Din Language

A language created by a smalltime group of niggerhaters who made this language that is simple enough to understand for anybody who isn't a nigger.

The language is simply the first letter, or syllable of a word, followed by 'in' or 'din'.


Of course, since everybody knows that niggers can hardly understand or speak proper English, they of course will not understand the din language, which is deeply satisfying for the speaker.
The Din Language

"Thin finnin' nin's bin' stinnin' min' bin."
(Those fucking niggers been stealing my bike.)
The Din Language by Allibama April 25, 2009