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Brewer Moment

!) Tongue-tied, as in "having a Brewer Moment."
2) Totally dropping the verbal ball on a statement you should have down cold.
3) Sitting there in uffish silence with a pathetic deer-in-the-headlights expression when you should be dazzling them with brilliance (or at least befuddling them with bullshit).

From Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's notorious 13-second freeze-up at the beginning of a debate in September 2010.
I totally memorized my part for the performance, but I had a Brewer Moment because Jodie was in the back seat making faces.
Brewer Moment by TiJean October 23, 2010
a guy who has a tattoo right above the buttocks, also referred to as an ass tat or a tramp stamp. Something for another guy to look at while pounding the brew hole.
Dammitt Brewer!! You got shit all over my dick!!!
Brewer by Peter Cottontail June 12, 2008

submissive and breedable

Breeders 

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.
The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.
Breeders by Glittery Goddess June 24, 2004

brewer's limp 

This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection
'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's limp when we got home to bed'
brewer's limp by never369 March 25, 2005
An insult used to define the action of telling a boring, pointless story or repeating the same thing over and over.
Most commonly used in crack dens and ghettos.
'OH MY GOD MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BREWER!'
'that was such a brew'.
Brewer by Man in the Van March 30, 2011