Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

Thug Hacker

A thug especially good at hacking yo shit empty!

A thug hacker is someone that came from the hood, that still does hood activities but hacks up a storm like he works at facebook hackathon.

by j.c.king January 17, 2024

Whacky Hacker

A Wacky Hacker is someone who hacks into their Mom or Dad's pornography accounts, and watches their favorited videos while thinking about the family dog

Honey.. I think our Son is a Whacky Hacker...

by GravyWhomIsBrown November 22, 2025

phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018

You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021

Jenna The Hacker

A random 12 year old made a tiktok and they said the Jenna is coming to hack every girl, every kid believed this and they don’t even know it’s fake. The account was made for a roblox skit or roblox movie called “The Oder”.

Person 1: OMG JENNA THE HACKER IS COMING TO HACK EVERY GIRL!!!1!1!1!1!
Person 2: bro why y’all always believe things like this

by Wafflecrow March 10, 2022

Knock-off Fortnite hacker

my friend kaden

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker

by Kadwad September 7, 2023