Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

The Keith Lee Effect 

Popular and kind TikTok food reviewer, decider of restaurant fates.

A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."

The Keith Lee Effect by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023

I'm Keith Hernandez 

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.

Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons

I'm Keith Hernandez by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008

Bandit Keith 

A Yu-Gi-Oh! character famous for wearing an American flag on his head and sunglasses in the dark.

In Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, he loves reminding people that he's an American.

He uses a machine-based deck and likes to cheat... In America!

Bandit Keith: I love being an American... IN AMERICA!!!
Everyone else: ...

Bandit Keith by Hogtree Octovish December 9, 2008

Dirty Keith 

When you piss on a girl's chest and then use it as lubrication to tittie fuck her.

Last night I had to go to restroom real bad so I just decided to give her a "Dirty Keith" instead.

Dirty Keith by joe dirt jr January 16, 2007

chase keith 

sneeze boy

"Wow, that Chase Keith really looks like he has to sneeze."

chase keith by absolute clown August 13, 2019

Callum Keith Rennie 

Canadian television and film actor who is best known for his roles as Stanley Raymond Kowalski in the TV series due South and as Billy Tallent in the cult mockumentary film Hard Core Logo. The majority of his (female) fans consider him eminently doable and many of them have a rather strange obsession with his hands. His recent work includes a number of large roles in small Canadian movies and small roles in larger Hollywood productions. The characters he portrays seem to die a lot. As Leoben Conoy in Battlestar Galactica he recently set Starbuck's heart a flutter as she killed him, a lot.

Callum Keith Rennie makes golf look sexy.

Callum Keith Rennie by Leela Smith December 14, 2008