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A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
canada by just some kid... January 4, 2009
If Canada were to blow up, it would reveal America's ugly hat hair.
canada by scrotal punch October 12, 2009
a place north of the united states that is full of untalented morons that do nothing in the world and should be under controll by the U.S.
a terrible thing that came from canada is Justin Bieber

the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber
Canada by demonic_lizard April 22, 2011
A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.
Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.
Canada by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008
You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply:

Canada: America's hat.

oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada:
Cold
Annoying
Nowhere
Above
Da
America
Canada by Simian Infernus June 10, 2009
"Canada" has two meanings. 1) A country north of U.S.A. 2) A way to describe it when somebody is being extremely polite and kind.
1) noun "Let's go to Canada this year."

2) adjective "I like how Jimmy is being a Canada today. Usually we want to say to him, "U so jerk"."
Canada by AquamarineKitty May 11, 2018