December 3 

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

December 3 by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

november 3 

tell alicia u love her day

person 1: hey alicia, i love you!
alicia: really?

person 1: yeah!! it’s november 3

november 3 by love alicia November 1, 2019

December 3 

The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

December 3 by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

February 3 

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

February 3 by 3melodii3 May 18, 2020

April 3

The most annoying person was born on this day!

Was he born on April 3rd??? Ugh, he so annoying.

April 3 by itfgihfrdfuuijgt April 12, 2021

September 3 

National hug a girl from behind her waist day, any girl you come across you must hug from behind.

Josh: It’s September 3, so I had to hug Lizzy from behind! she’s so thic.

September 3 by ThatSoundCloudRapper September 2, 2021

April 3

This is the day the finest, sexiest, and most perfect girl with the most perfect body is born. They also have a nice booty. But their personality is weird asf.

WOW LOOK AT THIS GIRL! She was probably born on April 3rd

April 3 by SimpinAndPimpin January 10, 2022