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1.) Describes a person with two anuses, often in an irritant mood.
2.) Can also be used to describe a person's bad mood.
1.) I was born with two assholes. I'm bi-anal.
2.) What's wrong with you? What are you, like, bi-anal or something?
bi-anal by Miss Fangus October 12, 2007
Related Words

Optic Anal Nerve

The optic anal nerve is when your eyes cant see your ass going to work today.
For anyone that says there is no such "Optic Anal Nerve", - pull a hair out of your ass and your eyes will immediately start to tear.
Optic Anal Nerve by DirtySJ March 18, 2011

raw anal 

The act of sliding it in dry.
"Yo dawg have you seen Shelley? Her and Shawn did raw anal over the weekend. It was sick."
raw anal by sthompson1 December 9, 2014

chicken anal 

A phrase that must always be screamed when spoken. It has created a legacy for itself as the most hilarious random phrase to ever be imagined, and upon utterance, evokes hilarity in any situation no matter how solemn or serious. If you don't understand, you never will, it cannot be explained. You either get it or you don't. In fact, the mere act of defining the word is an unforigivable sin. I should be punished for this atrocity against humor. However, I am only writing this to bring the phrase to public attention and spread its fame further. Just know that the phrase must always be taken literally as one chicken jamming its erect penis into another chicken's asshole. Furhtermore, it must always be visualized and visually depicted as two hens committing the act. Now some might say this is biologically impossible and that at least one male rooster must be present to provide the cockadoodle (if you know what I mean), but screw that shit it's funnier this way. It goes agaisnt science goddamn it!
I scream "CHICKEN ANAL!" to my friends all the time when I see em. The girls all stare at us like we have 2 dicks.
chicken anal by JoeMoe December 27, 2007

Quality Anal Probe 

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.
Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

cambodian anal rot 

is a infection that results in the erosion of the anus, although this can be developed by a whore who simply has too much anal sex.
this can often be dectected by a rank smell that some say has a combination of ass, crotch rot, and a dead zebra.

hey doc, i got another case of cambodian anal rot and the doc says "LAY OFF THE GOD DAMN ANAL SEX FAGGOT!!!"