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touch of a paedophile 

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

Pedophile 

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY
Pedophile by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

paedophile 

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.
British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!
paedophile by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

word pedophile 

Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile
word pedophile by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007

Pedophile 

Someone sexually attracted to under-age children.

Most have a strong desire to rape them but never do so (which is called pediphilia OCD), while others carry out their desires. People don’t care if a person has pedophila disorder or pedophilia OCD beause they’re all grouped together and deemed as absolutely disgusting people that should all just dissapear from the world.
“Hey did you see that pedophile on the news?” “Yeah but i heard he was just a case of pedophilia OCD.” “still, what a disgusting sick f*ck, right! Would never let my kid get within a range of a kilometer of that guy!”

Pedophile 

Pedophile is a person who sexualize people that are not 18yo or the age gap between is more then 5y.
Person1:Have you seen Jack he slept with the 12yo and he is 17yo?
Person2:Yeah, he is such a pedophile.