Techno-Amish 

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

Techno-Amish by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

techno bar 

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"

techno bar by Epicman501 December 6, 2016

Techno Spaghetti 

A mess of cables often found when allot of electronic equipment is being used, especially found in a poorly maintained 19'' rack cabinet.

Sorry that job took hours, they had a really bad case of techno spaghetti.

Techno Spaghetti by The Burning Phoenix December 29, 2016

techno saw 

A sawtooth synth heard in a techno song that is known for causing cancer.

That techno saw gave me brain cancer.

techno saw by Manuele Pepe April 20, 2018

Techno-tard 

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

Techno-tard by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

Techno Bekos

A rolled cannabis joint which usually comes before the Techno Tapas during techno events

J: Aye, let's go out for a techno bekos and get back when Beyer's out
S: Sorry bro I already am on the tapas

Techno Bekos by Beekoos February 20, 2020

Techno-Tear 

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

Techno-Tear by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020