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Arizona musket loader 

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w

Arizona lizard 

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin
"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"
Arizona lizard by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022

Arizona squirt gun 

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.

Arizona Tea 

Person A: Arizona Tea sucks bro why would you drink that?
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*
Arizona Tea by RandomLozer August 26, 2022

Arizona Diamondbacks 

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.
'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

Arizona Orbital 

When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over
Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital
Arizona Orbital by Tbone601 January 8, 2023