Stucking Phoned 

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

Stucking Phoned by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

Stuckinda

When you want to change your name from Simon to Stuckinda because your surname is Mudd

Simon changed his name to Stuckinda Mudd. We lol'd

Stuckinda by Domje February 28, 2017

stuckinjihyosbasment 

stuckinjihyosbasment so known as dima is a "tiktoker" with 357 followers on tiktok every single on of her videos has at least 100+ likes and 1000+ views

stuckinjihyosbasment is my favorite kpop "fan page"

stuckinjihyosbasment by ₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ [ hey lol ] December 24, 2020

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

You suck at the internet by Joe August 4, 2004

You suck at the internet

To not be very skilled in the online world.

Racamoni you suck at the internet

You suck at the internet by Dr. PWN11111111111111111111111111111 July 3, 2007

Top hat, to stick ones dick into 

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

Top hat, to stick ones dick into by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

insanity on a stick 

Used to describe an activity or situation that is crazy or outrageous.

John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!

insanity on a stick by Trendall July 11, 2011