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Brittani 

A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
Brittani by Keithcakes. March 30, 2009

the brittany 

the act of fucking a girl in the butt then having her poop in your mouth while wearing animal print.
I am planning on doing the brittany with Michaela tonight. ;D

Brittany 

They are girls who like black meat. They have black girl asses & their cool af !
Dude 1 ; Ayee look at that ass
Dude 2 ; DAMN SHE HAS TO BE A BRITTANY

Brittany 

A girl who is soooooo annoying and brags about everything like, her grades or a play that she was in or even who she is hanging out with. She is the most selfish girl you will ever meet. If you see a Brittany, run. She also gets so butt-hurt about everything. You NEVER want to meet a Brittany.

(I have a Brittany and it sucks just know that they will NEVER EVER change!)
Person: “ Hey Brittany!”
Brittany: “ Oh hey, what did you get on your test?”
Person: “ Oh I got 92%.”
Brittany: “ I got 100% but good job I guess.”
Brittany by Bitchbesanegirl May 20, 2019

Brittany 

Brittany is a wonderful lady who just so happens to have been very salty for something that had nothing wrong, for example, maybe you're in a disagreement with another friends. If you add the friends she doesn't like into a group chat, she will have the audacity to get mad at you and her for trying to include someone who they ha gotten mad at many times before for more stuff stuff!
"You see Brittany over there?"
"Yeah, Imog- Brittany. Ew"

Brittany Murphy

a blone wit a totally shitty haircut
who tried to raped eminem
Brittany Murphy by Anonymous August 22, 2003