Xmas in a duckaru 

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen

Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?

Xmas in a duckaru by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021

Xmas Kush

A strong Indica strain of cannabis that produces a powerful coughlock high and makes you want to sit around at eat and get fat.

"My nigga got some dope ass xmas kush, lets go fuck shit up!"

Xmas Kush by ganjatoker95 August 22, 2011

Xmas Pi

When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.

Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.

Xmas Pi by Fasters December 14, 2021

xmas spam 

same as emas, but more than one, and less interesting

"merry christmas. win a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorder"

xmas spam by schinter January 1, 2005

xmas bandit 

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.

did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?

xmas bandit by rammon October 12, 2008

Xmas Kindness 

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).

Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!

Xmas Kindness by Danutcase December 17, 2014

xmas_lisa 

Is an amazing kpop fanpage on tiktok. She is one of the cutest people you’ll ever see. She’s a multistan😌

Person 1: Did you see xmas_lisa’s new video? It’s so good!

xmas_lisa by enhypenoffical December 29, 2020