Wide face jacuslyn 

A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.

Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.

Wide face jacuslyn by Ashiok November 17, 2019

wide stance Republican 

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

wide stance Republican by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

Wide Sandwich 

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

Wide Sandwich by P.Batman September 30, 2012

wide pussy 

a pussy that is wider than normal or gaping open,

Theresa has a wide pussy, her shit is gaping open all the time.

wide pussy by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015

wide putin

The greatest man alive. His walk is so greatly awesome it makes me feel cool.

Aubrey:have you seen that man?
Josh:oh yeah I have... He is such a wide putin.

wide putin by friedchicken&koolaid479 June 29, 2020

Wide Stance 

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

Wide Stance by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

wide boi 

Kylo Ren, but, EXTREMELY SWOLE. Mr Galaxy Wide

Look at WIDE BOI

wide boi by tiny little boy January 16, 2018