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This is why we don’t make it to the NFL 

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
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This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending? 

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Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

this_is_my_name_why 

A tik tok user who is unbelievably hot and sexy.
This person is the best looking thing to have ever been created.
I can’t believe you’re mutuals with this_is_my_name_why in tik tok! You’re valid!

whyisthispricesobigalsothisisntevenaword 

moms when they see a video game that is 1 dollars and say its too much.
you: hey mom, can i have this video game for 1 dollar
mom: let me check the price. (a millisecond later) whyisthispricesobigalsothisisntevenaword you cant have this game
you: no.