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post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
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RVM vibration 

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.
"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"
RVM vibration by flacker April 16, 2006

National Vibration/Aura Day 

On March 5th 2022, Queen Doja has declared that Is Virbratoin/Aura Day.

Anywyay happy Virbratoin day!!
Bro can I see your vibrations?
Why?
Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day.

the law of vibration 

This Law states that everything in the Universe moves, vibrates, and travels in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to our thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has its own vibrational frequency, unique unto itself.
The law of vibration is one of the universal laws!
the law of vibration by ytho February 21, 2017

Low vibration 

Low vibration by Idek2006 October 21, 2022

deep vibration 

The sexual act of a man receiving a blow job and a vibrator in the ass at the same time.
-Hey baby, since you watched The Notebook with me, how about I pay you back with a BJ?

-Make it a deep vibration and we're in business!
deep vibration by Rankela July 2, 2009

False Vibration 

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
False Vibration by ALF613 May 3, 2010