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Rusty Venture 

Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:

1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.

2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.

3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.

4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro

The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?
Rusty Venture by Doe and Cardholder November 26, 2010
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Insight Venture 

a company that makes a living off of ruining great games

(i.e : runescape and maplestory)
Jack: Hey bro, you wanna play some runescape or maplestory?

Jill: Nah, those games are shit now that Insight Venture came and fucked them up
Insight Venture by mr crovo October 14, 2012

Rusty Venture 

When you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
-Brock Samson
What is a "Rusty Venture" from Operation P.R.O.M.
Rusty Venture by natecurrie November 24, 2010

Dr. Venture 

1. Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. a world-renowned Super-Scientist, a truly great man
2. Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture, Son of Jonas Venture Sr. and heir to the Venture empire, constantly lives in his father's shadow and is a second rate scientist
3. Jonas Venture Jr. Rusty's twin brother who was absorbed by Rusty in the womb, who later escaped to begin his own career in Super-Science, noticeably deformed
1. That Dr. Venture is a genious!
2. Dr. Venture is such a loser.
3. Shaking hands with Dr. Venture is like shaking hands with a chicken dinner.
Dr. Venture by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

a Rusty Venture 

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
a Rusty Venture by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010

go team venture! 

a threesome involving a girl and two guys. one of the guys does the girl from behind while the girl gives the other a blowjob. similar to the eiffel tower except instead of the high five you place your index and middle fingers together like on the television show venture brothers.
hey dean, we sure solved that mystery by banging this girl. GO TEAM VENTURE!

A Rusty Venture 

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.
She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.
A Rusty Venture by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010