underpants gnomes 

Small characters made up on the show South Park. The underpants gnomes are small gnomes that sneak into your house at night to steal your underpants and somehow make a profit out of it.

Gaaaaah! The underpants gnomes are stealing my last pair of tighty whities.

underpants gnomes by Sidney Vicious April 23, 2003

Underpants Recruitment

The style and method of recruitment conducted by lone-wolf third party recruiters. Usually from their bedrooms where the dress code allows them to wear only their underpants.

- Did the guy get you an interview for that developer job?

- Yes, but I had to pay my own bar bill because he's a practitioner of Underpants Recruitment.

Underpants Recruitment by ChewyLouis August 8, 2014

Underpants Gnome Syndrome 

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

Underpants Gnome Syndrome by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

underpants fetish 

Obviously a man/woman who likes underpants/panties

This man/woman has an uncontrollable desire to have underpants

underpants fetish by Joe Mangento December 1, 2004

underpants navy 

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.

Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.

underpants navy by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Underpants dance 

When you get an erection.

WELL that guy just did the Underpants Dance

Underpants dance by Poopopo May 4, 2015

Underpants Captain

In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

Underpants Captain by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012