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Thailand Twitcher 

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.
I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!
Thailand Twitcher by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

ball twitcher 

an expression used when lifting something heavy. it can also be used to describe other things, such as how cold it is outside.
Zane: Man those boxes were heavy! My balls are hanging to the floor!

Baron: Yeah that was a real ball twitcher.
ball twitcher by tuna fisherman December 16, 2008

bit twitcher

Someone who makes your bits twitch.

"Bits" being your nether regions, with the twitching referring to sexual attraction.

Mostly used by women when they come across an insanely buff guy.
Shaunna: Check out that guy over there.
Heather: He's pretty hot, makes my bits twitch.
Shaunna: Definitely a bit twitcher.
bit twitcher by Female Human June 10, 2016

Switcher Twitcher 

A cowardly man who switches football team in his late twenties and becomes a lying nervous wreck living in the shadows due to the abuse he recieves.
That Shadow of a man has changed football teams and is now a total Switcher Twitcher.....
Switcher Twitcher by Foola December 12, 2017

Sphincter Twitcher 

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)
“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher

Willy Twitcher

An very attractive woman that, when seen unexpectedly, causes an involuntary twitch in a a man’s penis. It does not necessarily result in a full erection.
Person 1: “Bro, did you see that?”
Person 2: “See what?”
Person 1: “That hot chick over there. She is a total Willy Twitcher.”
Willy Twitcher by Barfsampson March 10, 2026