Tuesday 

A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded

Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic

Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday

Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY

Tuesday by Nig got June 23, 2021

Tuesday 

The week day equivalent to beige.

This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"

George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like

Michael: This is why your dad left you, George

Tuesday by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022

Tuesday 

Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.

Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means
Guy : Yeah, we gang.

Tuesday by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022

Tuesday 

Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.

A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.

Tuesday by Joseph Pfister November 4, 2005

Tuesday 

Only day of the week that has been decided by the suicide committee to be fit to jump off a bridge

*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”

Tuesday by AgLet- August 9, 2019

tuesday 

A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.

Person 1 - "That guy over there took my parking space!"
Person 2 - "What a tuesday."

tuesday by Handsome B. Wonderful April 22, 2004

Tuesday 

noun
1.
the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday.

"Come to dinner on Tuesday."

Tuesday by skyeblitz April 19, 2015