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White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

ghetto white trash

The awkwardness of being stuck between ghetto and white trash.
Many people in indianapolis, IN are stuck between hill billy white trash and black ghetto. Ghetto white trash.

white trash expo 

A place where everyone there is white trash
A place that looks like a white trash revival
Are you going to the County Fair? No Dude that is so White Trash Expo.
white trash expo by Manderin September 11, 2005

White trash cooking 

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.
White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

White Trash Paparazzi 

A heard of camera phone wielding people taking pictures of someone or a group of people.
At a bikini contest there was heard of White Trash Paparazzi taking pictures of slutty bikini models with disposable and prepaid picture phones.

white trash tornado 

Female white trash that is so abrasive and aggressive that they are impossible to be around.
Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."

Vicki: "Why?"

Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"