Tiddlywink Poop

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass

Wow! That guy's such a tiddlywink poop.
AHHH!!! FUCK YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!
YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!!

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Tiddlywinks

A board game that everyone knows a young couple don't play when in the bedroom.

John's mom: What's Jane and John doing upstairs in the bedroom?
John's Dad: I don't think they're playing tiddlywinks.

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a pet name for children
commonly used by 40 year old British men :)

Mr Smith: "Ok, tiddlywinks, you can go to lunch now!"
Tiddlywinks: "Thanks, Mr Smithhhhh"

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chicken breasts but on a woman, ya know?

Girl, those are some fabulous tiddilywonkers.

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Representing a unimaginably small amount/size

“You’re a fucking retard!”

“Maybe a tiddlywinkle.”