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The Washington Handshake 

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While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
The Washington Handshake by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
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the washing machine crispy 

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When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
The food is the washing machine crispy.
the washing machine crispy by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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The Washington Hot Pocket 

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The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
The Washington Hot Pocket by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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The Washington Fermenter

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The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.
"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"
The Washington Fermenter by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026
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swallowing the washing 

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where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack
dude that girl is swallowing the washing
swallowing the washing by big criss February 22, 2009
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Cleaning the Washing Machine 

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When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
Cleaning the Washing Machine by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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The ole' Washington Windpipe 

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While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
The ole' Washington Windpipe by Calxn May 2, 2012
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