Playing the Chode Flute 

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

Playing the Chode Flute by pudgums June 26, 2009

Play the silent flute 

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

Play the silent flute by MimeLover July 29, 2017

playing the skin flute 

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

playing the skin flute by chelle 984028 October 30, 2007

Play the five-fingered flute 

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

Play the five-fingered flute by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

playing the one-hole skin flute 

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

playing the one-hole skin flute by yo mama September 11, 2003

Keep it on the Flugelhorn 

A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.

Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.

Keep it on the Flugelhorn by Touch the Sky December 13, 2009

the fluke 

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

the fluke by Pony Up January 26, 2008