feed the toilet 

Taking a huge shit

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET

feed the toilet by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010

feed the lamb 

when you put things into your foreskin and it stays there hanging off

look at that pen
i'll feed the lamb with it

feed the lamb by feather105 June 5, 2013

bottle feed the kitty 

1. sexual intercourse
2. inserting the penis into the vagina.

3. cumming in the vagina during intercourse.
*as said by Frank Kramer on KABC 790am talk radio show: Frosty, Heidi, and Frank

my girl wants me to come over and bottle feed the kitty.

bottle feed the kitty by FHF_fan July 18, 2010

Feed the Ferret 

The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.

Must be feed until full.

Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?

Phil: "fuck yeah I did"

Feed the Ferret by MolesP June 16, 2012

feed the tiger 

A ginger girl inflicting self pleasure. Usually done before a stressful night at work.

Hey ging, did you have time to feed the tiger?

-Skitch Mondeo

feed the tiger by Dmisch October 22, 2015

feed the beast 

to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.

A: You coming to the pub mate?
B: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.

feed the beast by BiggyG June 6, 2010

feed the geese 

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

feed the geese by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007