the astley cooper school 

UGLIEST PEOPLE really racist ,full of girls with body over there gcses grades example body count of 20, pussy be clapping for the nhs aswell releasing a strong toxic fish smells makes you wonder if there’s a fish market around.

white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.

highest body count found in the astley cooper school

the astley cooper school by dw about it sweetheart January 12, 2021

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

The Sam Cooper Curse by Gogie January 9, 2023

Cooper the pooper scooper 

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

Cooper the pooper scooper by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

tending to the slow cooker 

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

tending to the slow cooker by gazza222 November 7, 2020

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

cooler than the other side of the pillow 

This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.

Chris? Oh that dude is the shit! He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

cooler than the other side of the pillow by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008

cooler than the other side of my pillow 

Something that is cool, neat, or nifty.

Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?

Wow I really like that new tractor you got there, Bob! That thing is cooler than the other side of my pillow!

cooler than the other side of my pillow by stuff-i-learnt September 8, 2008