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The Chinese SilkRoad 

The act of engaging in coitus involving the penetration of a ripped sock between two lovers and as you finish shouting “long live the empire”. You then proceed to trade the bed sheets for drugs.
“Kim promised to show me The Chinese Silkroad after history class!”

Kink the Chink#0420 

A gay and super hot person (no homo) from Versaucey's discord server.
Kink the Chink#0420 is pretty gay, but also pretty hot no homo
Kink the Chink#0420 by 𒐫𒐫𒐫 February 2, 2019

The Chinese Fingertrap

When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.
Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.

Crunchy the Chinese Sailor 

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!
"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

The Chinese Zodiac 

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."