Keep the Change

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

Keep the Change by MilkMan9 April 6, 2008

keep the change

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

keep the change by MilkMan9 April 5, 2008

grab the change 

a form of hardcore dance preformed at gigs.

this move is preforem in an open pit

you bring your left hand down to the floor and clence your fist (as if you were grabbing some change) and swing your elbow in the air whilst your left hand goes down to grab more change, and repeat.

this move is a good one to use because you can easily brake someones nose.

it is most affective when you save up pees in a bag and thow it into a pit to grab instead of pretending

guy1- that suicide silence gig last night was shik
guy2- it was fucking brutal
guy3- that pit was huge.we just had to grab the change.
guy4- hahah fucking emo cunt didnt know what hit him

grab the change by brutal kid April 8, 2008

Selling The Changeup 

When a Transgender person is doing a good job at looking like the other gender

"Did you know Ryan is a girl now?"

"Yeah, she's really Selling The Changeup"

Selling The Changeup by ECO_DIESEL September 24, 2025

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Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

changing the channel by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020