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Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017

Watch the colors change 

To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!

change the channel 

to switch to a different topic of conversation
Quit changing the channel. I know you stole my textbook. Where did you hide it?

change the channel drama 

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."

Change the oil 

I changed the oil yesterday.

Your too stressed, change the oil.
Change the oil by asdjhftrtyu December 15, 2008

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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