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The Bakers Dozen 

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.
Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.
The Bakers Dozen by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Commuting the Bakerloo line 

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

The Baker 

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.
"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."
The Baker by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker 

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
The Baker by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

The Baker 

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.
The Baker by CryoMan April 13, 2011

The Baker 

The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.

ride the Bakerloo Line 

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.
Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"