starfish the bed 

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

starfish the bed by mantrum November 22, 2017

have you shit the bed 

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

have you shit the bed by Lee.w October 31, 2017

shit the bed 

The utilization of the phrase varies by country.

1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.

1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."

shit the bed by Peri March 23, 2006

Warm the Bed 

The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.

Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?

Warm the Bed by Dark Chocolate V2 June 19, 2011

Making the Bed 

An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?

Brian is making the bed this morning.

Making the Bed by BrianneNicole January 20, 2009

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

get up on the wrong side of the bed by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

In The Bed Moment 

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.

"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."

In The Bed Moment by Ncmo December 18, 2009