Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

Testicules by Rockin! July 9, 2007

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testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

testiculectomy by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

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testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

testiculation by samuel adams January 30, 2005

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testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

testiculate by phildo the great January 3, 2014

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