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temporary break up

When you break up for a week to decide if u want to break up or stay together
Look I think we need a temporary break up😔
temporary break up by 015609kitkay December 29, 2016

Temporary problem 

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
Temporary problem by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

temporary heartbreak

~ when somebody sorta breaks your heart
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.

~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.
“temporary heartbreak“

Temporary Male Companion 

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.
temporary asshole by jerdez26 June 11, 2006

Temporary online friendlessness 

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.