teabag 

the act of dangling, rubbing, sliding, and wiping one's testicles (and testicle sweat) over a victim's face whilst they are asleep, incapacitated, unconcious etc etc. usually preferred by performers of a heavily homosexual nature, but can also be used in a guy-on-girl situation with great success.

GUY 1: "Dude, Sandy's just passed the fuck out!!!"

GUY 2: "You GOTTA teabag that shit, man!!!"

GUY 1: "She's gonna wake up to le' testicle' odor haha!"

teabag by Jessesse October 8, 2008

teabag 

A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

teabag by Jason A February 18, 2003

TEABAG 

'T.E.A.B.A.G' stands for Teach English And Bang Asian Girls. inspired by a website called tealit(teach english and live in taiwan) where actually loads of foreigners just come to taiwan, get in a cram school, earn easy buck, bang as many chick as they can and pay no respect to women. Ofcourse, not all foreigners are like that. But here we specifically mean the ones that come to taiwan only because they are not cool back home.

Watch out for that guy, he is a TEABAG. He just came to taiwan to teach english and get laid.

TEABAG by rudy 2 shoes January 5, 2009

teabag 

1.(v)- to place one's scrotum on another's forhead

2.(v)- To utterly defeat an opponent in a humiliating fashion. see pwn

1)That poor guy went to sleep on the couch at the party last night and got teabagged

2)I totally teabagged that guy in quake3

teabag by Damoclese July 22, 2004

Teabag 

Is when a guy is squatting over a girl and dipping his scrotum in and out of her mouth...

like dipping a teabag in a cup.

Teabag by U wanna Tap some Bong January 6, 2006

teabag 

A bag with a string attached containing herbs to help make the drink known as tea. It is placed into hot water and dissolved. Sometimes it is brewed and/or iced.

Put the teabag into your mug full of hot water to make a delicious and refreshing drink.

teabag by DinahRose April 1, 2007

teabag 

the act of placing the scrotum upon one's forehead or inside of the oral orifice, or as a forceful strike to any area of the human face. Teabaggings may also be performed as a drive-by, in which case you will have a friend drive a motor vehicle at a velocity exceeding 90 mph. At this point, let your danglers stream out the passenger side window and allow them to make contact with an unexpecting elderly woman or some punk-ass kid. A very effective form of revenge.

1. This bitch was all passed out at the party, so i teabagged her.

2. That old dude didn't even see my drive-by teabag coming. Knocked his bitch ass down!

teabag by Maddox Beats Ass! August 6, 2004