tame the beast 

for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control

for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.

My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.

tame the beast by kanapanapan December 11, 2010

Tame the dragon 

Smokin, a-smokin, I said a-smoking the weed.

Anyone: Shall we Tame the dragon?
Someone: Verily we shall, but we wary of thine constabarly.
Anyone: Agreed.

Tame the dragon by Dark/Frostbitten September 16, 2006

tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

tame duck by Comestuff September 27, 2011

Tame dragons 

To smoke marijuana

Tonight im just gonna chill and tame dragons.

Tame dragons by PVC Extremist August 5, 2008

Tame the bees 

To attempt to tame a seemably untameable force of nature.

Kenny: "Rather large down at Coalcliff today boys. Let’s call it solid 6ft. Lots of water moving around. 6am paddle out. Brown water and no one out... scary... love the south coast so much."
Robert: "Tame the bees Kenny, tame the bees."

Tame the bees by TimmehJ September 19, 2010

Tame the Chicken 

female masturbation; stated in such a way most people do not know what you mean.

"Hey Jessa, I'm gonna go home so I can Tame the Chicken."

Tame the Chicken by jmess69 September 19, 2014

tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.

Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.

tame the neanderthal by Dori C. December 12, 2008