Toilet suppressor 

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.

"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".

Toilet suppressor by jobflobadobYob November 10, 2010

Beaver Suppressant

See: Steel Rod

"If a manganaro gets too close, its time to bring out the beaver suppressant."

Beaver Suppressant by D.E March 19, 2004

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017

swapression

The act of having depression but also being an incredibly swag person. Swag and depressed.

"Damn I have swapression."

swapression by Besties.its.kenzie February 12, 2022

Meat Suppressor 

Meat Suppressor meet sə présser (noun)
Meat Suppressing meet sə préssing(adj)

1) A person who has intentions of interfering with, or to physically/verbally interfere with a person who is conversing with, getting acquainted with, or hooking up with the opposite sex.

2) A person who knowingly destroys opportunities for friends to find relationships/sexual hookups due mostly to jealously, or mainly just to be an asshole.

3) Also known as Cock Blocking or to Cock Block

1) Joey was sitting down at the bar talking to a girl. And when it was noticed that they were having a great time and hitting it off, Lisa came over and butted in and starting asking Joey if they were going to leave soon cause Lisa was bored. She is such a meat suppressor.

2) I met this amazing girl last night, and after a couple hours we decided to go back to my house to get to know each other better. We're about get it on and my roommate came into the living room and started watching TV. It was apparent that my roommate was meat suppressing me.

Meat Suppressor by S60B5234T March 25, 2010

Sexpression 

The expression pulled during intercourse. As of, or pertaining to, sexface.

Jenna: Do a cartwheel Saunders!
Saunders: *cartwheels*
Me: Jenna you look positively awestruck. Is that your sexpression?

Sexpression by TurboCretin May 10, 2009

Suppressive Fire 

When a girl is in a bukkake and the guys continuously jizz on her face, tits, or ass.

Joanna is seriously suppressing major fire right now.
I'd love your squad to lay some suppressive fire all over me.

Suppressive Fire by RoyisGod April 23, 2015