Supposively

The way complete morons pronounce 'supposEDly'. Why do they do it? Why? Why?! WHY?!?

Tess: Is the new James Bond film any good?
Bruce: Supposively.
Tess: It's supposedly you moob. SUPPOSEDLY!! God's sake!

Supposively by SapphireStar-123 March 7, 2010

Suppository of Wisdom 

Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.

This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)

"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"

Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.

Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.

(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.

Suppository of Wisdom by Jim90 August 21, 2013

Suppository essay 

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

Suppository essay by jman101 September 9, 2013

Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown 

a tiktok meme that is absolutely hilarios

Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown.

Freddy: Vanessa, he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine..

Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown by ichxco February 11, 2022

sepposemia 

An infection of the ears, caused by the proximity of someone speaking in an American accent, especially when said person is exaggerating his accomplishments or speaking in glowing terms of his home land and culture.

General symptoms: loathing; desire to abuse the source, verbally and physically.

Damn, man...i think i've got sepposemia. Dave's been spruiking on with shit again.

sepposemia by sepposemia July 31, 2005

supposively

the way about 50% of the people pronounce "supposedly", with a D, not a V. also can be substituted with "supposebly".

trapspeed.com is supposively really sweet.

supposively by appleburger May 27, 2005

supposably

A series of phonemes commonly uttered by English language speakers who share a common defect in English language acquisition.

When asked if she had received competent English language instruction, Alberta replied "supposably."

supposably by texlex61 January 30, 2009