strategic clutter 

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

strategic clutter by osn4p August 8, 2009

strategic vom 

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

strategic vom by Thaned July 31, 2010

Strategic Offsite 

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

Strategic Offsite by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

strategic slumber 

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

strategic slumber by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

Strategic Whiffing 

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

Strategic Whiffing by ProjectA July 19, 2019

Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

Strategic Shaving by GoMeat! March 8, 2011

strategic breakup 

Breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.

The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.

"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"

"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"

"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"

strategic breakup by d1sKoBisCuiT June 10, 2017