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sprinkler starter 

A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
sprinkler starter by brooskitooski January 29, 2018

sprinkler time 

A term used in the popular Youtube live streaming channel, GT live. It means the time in which the sprinklers turn on. It was made so that the hosts, Matthew Patrick and Stephanie Patrick wouldn't forget to check whether their sprinklers were on or not.
Steph: Wait, everyone stop!

Mat: ...Why?
Steph: It's Sprinkler time.
Mat: I'll check if the sprinklers are on!
sprinkler time by ssandlebaram July 21, 2017

sprinkler fitter 

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
sprinkler fitter by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

Sprinkler Dick 

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Sprinkler Dick by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Sprinkler Effect 

A sudden mundane and useless event that happens in a movie, like a sprinkler going off, that makes the watcher laugh hysterically, regardless of the director's intentions.
"That scene where the guy parked his car in that movie gave off one hell of a Sprinkler Effect. I was rolling on the floor."
Sprinkler Effect by Greenb3rg March 17, 2009

Sprinkler-Bias 

The area when sprinklers don't reach the area where the sprinkler manages to be avoided and thus makes it a sprinkler-bias. This area gets sad because the sprinkler was biased towards it.
Grass Patch 1- Dude I got showered with water today by Geoff the sprinkler, wbu?
Grass Patch 2- Nah Geoff is a meanie, totally sprinkler-bias towards me.
Sprinkler-Bias by Cho Pho Use January 6, 2015

Sprinkler Dick 

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
Sprinkler Dick by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011