Spider-man 

(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.

Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.

Spider-man by Framling February 12, 2010

Spider-Man 

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

Spider-Man by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

spider-man 

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

spider-man by patty watty the fat faggy May 11, 2010

Spider-Man 

The act of excessively cumming.

"Holy fuck that pornstar just got seriously spider-manned!"

Spider-Man by brandizzle fo shizzle, nizzles and bizzles October 19, 2003

Spider-Man 

Marvel character ruined by Andrew Garfield.
#TobyMcGuireIsTheRealSpiderMan

Every sequel was shit except the Spider-Man trilogy.

Spider-Man by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017

Spider-Man 

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

Spider-Man by Blubid April 20, 2008

Spider-Man 

probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros

LOOK! SPIDER-MAN is banging a hot chick again! wow..that's his 45th of the DAY!

Spider-Man by th3fla5h July 8, 2005