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Hommus Sapiens 

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).
"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"
Hommus Sapiens by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011

Homer-sapien 

This is the most intelligent creature to ever exsist, it’s origin is from a Fatass Simpson fan, and a giant pink glazed doughnut with rainbow sprinkles
Bro this kid is better than ninja at fortnite kid 2: he’s a homer-sapien

NOMO SAPIENS 

a person who lost his/her wisdom
if homo sapiens means "the wise one" then nomo sapiens should be the one who lost his/her wisdom, right?
NOMO SAPIENS by kelamist April 28, 2020

Homo sapiens karenus 

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.
Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

Homo Sapien Fucktardis 

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.
Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.
A person who makes by hand their own soaps and bath products. Making soap is a fun and addictive hobby which allows you to end up with a finished product that is not only great on the skin, pleasing to look at, but also, it is a product that people will want to buy off you. Soapers are passionate and hopelessly addicted to planning and making soap.
All that soaper ever talks about is soap. A soaper is obsessed with anything that can be used as a mold, new oils and the benefit they can bring to soap, and they love to brag about how great their soap makes your skin feel.
Soaper by soaplover99 February 5, 2014