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Californian Snake Charmer. 

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

one-eyed snake charmer 

anyone who gives someone a boner
damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

The snake charmer

Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.
I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion 

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

Snake Charmed

The complement to pussy whipped:

When a girl won't do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for her.
"Did you hear Lily's boyfriend asked her to be just friends with benefits, AND SHE SAID YES"
- "Accepting the demotion is crazy, she's def been snake charmed."
Snake Charmed by fizt August 5, 2024

snakecharmer 

A person who sells something that is worth nothing.
"Those snakecharmers were charming the shit out of us back there, thank God we got out of there uncharmed"
snakecharmer by snakecharm October 4, 2009