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skillz are on toast, mate 

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"
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skillz are on toast, mate 

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
"Aw man, how did you make that totally rad vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate!"

negative skillz 

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.
guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"
negative skillz by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Jaguar Skillz 

When something is awesome. Yeeeaaaaaah!
Wow Tony, that's got Jaguar skillz

Or

Matt has gone and pulled out his Jaguar Skillz

Or

You have a large Jaguar Skills set. Awesome.
Jaguar Skillz by Dr. Jaguar Skillz December 21, 2008

Infinite Skillz 

Hip Hop artist from Virginia that is a founding member of B.A.S.E. Inc. He is best known for perfecting the balance between Hip Hop's responsibility to both educate and entertain the masses. Popular songs include Headband Game and Extra Shy which are on his debut album, The Anomaly as well as Smoker's Only which features fellow B.A.S.E. Inc member F.a.T and DZK.
Infinite Skillz is a real emcee.
Infinite Skillz by J. Writt June 20, 2007

Mad Skillz 

Extreme amount of skill in a specific area.
You capped 9 homies in one night? Daaaaaaamn, you've got mad skillz homez.
Mad Skillz by Goodie October 21, 2002

Monkey Skillz 

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.
Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.