Jay and Silent Bob 

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses

Fucking clown shoes

Jay and Silent Bob by IamEugene September 11, 2006

jay and silent bob 

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent

Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible

jay and silent bob by tinytom December 9, 2008

Loud Silent Bob 

Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.

Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.

Loud Silent Bob by A.D.D.-Adderall September 26, 2019

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck 

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021