You gotta be shiting me 

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

You gotta be shiting me by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap

Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer

Bull shitting messer by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023

Shifting me off 

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

Shifting me off by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Shifting me off 

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

Shifting me off by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

The person sitting next to me

Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game

This is so hard

The person sitting next to me by Spoon Bandit March 22, 2004

guy sitting in front of me 

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

guy sitting in front of me by kaneto juusei liker February 13, 2023

Metal Shitting 

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory

Just got done with some metal shitting.

Metal Shitting by King Glizzy April 4, 2021