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Secondary Invitation 

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.
Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

Secondary Circuit 

Secondary Circuit was awesome at last night's show.
Secondary Circuit by Remembereffect December 11, 2019

Secondary Beating 

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
Secondary Beating by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Secondary Savior 

Secondary Savior

When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.

You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
1. "Aw Fuck just my luck, I was about to jizz to Alexas Texas and the video just abruptly stopped, what a waste of a good nutt"
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"

2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."

SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.

Secondary School 

Sure, it's British and Scottish and MAYBE even Irish, but in Canada we call it secondary school too. It comes after Elementary School and Middle School, and in more eastern provinces, Junior Secondary.

Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.

The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Two students are eating lunch outside in -10 celsius conditions.

Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."

Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
Secondary School by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010

secondary school 

the english (and therefore better) version of high school
secondary school by Britbabe July 1, 2003