A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a
conversation between two others, resulting in a high
notification count for
the original status poster.
Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man,
tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and
everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only
notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11