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Dual Screening 

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
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Squad screening 

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country
Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…
Squad screening by ZoëK October 31, 2023

green-screening

Green-screening occurs when a company pretends to be socially responsible despite obvious and clearly irresponsible practices.

For example, British Petroleum and Exxon Mobile are two of the dirtiest, environmentally destructive companies on the planet. But they air commercials designed to counteract this image.
Exxon Mobile is just green-screening! They aren't exploring alternative energy like they claim!
green-screening by El filosofo March 3, 2010

split screening 

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
split screening by Simian187 February 11, 2014

360 screening

The act of logging on to the xbox website and checking who's online to determine whether or not you should log on "offline" to avoid chat and game invites from annoying people.

Alternatively can be used to find out who's online that you overly enjoy the company of. In which case you become the 360 screened.
Matt: Hey get online, i wanna play modern warfare 2!

Joe: Hang on, lemme 360 screen to make sure that one guy that always wants to private chat me isn't on.

Meanwhile

Genericgamertag190: I hope Joe isn't 360 screening. I haven't talked to him in forever.
360 screening by Docwaffles July 5, 2010

Dual Screening 

When one watches a movie/TV show while using an electronic device at the same time.
Little Dick Rick: Yo Edgar, did you watch the new episode of the Walking Dead?
Edgar: Nah man, I was dual screening so I missed out.
Dual Screening by ChiefofBeef March 28, 2014

pre-screening 

We would like to set up a quick 15 min pre-screening skype call?
pre-screening by elephegg September 14, 2016